10/11/2010

Snot is not cute.

I just have to write this off me, otherwise it will bug me all day and hinder me from studying at all, me thinks.

The morning started very well despite my boyfriend's alarm went off before mine did.. stuff like that's annoying 'cause it's those last few minutes in bed before you have to go up that are really comfortable. In some amazing way, the bed also gets a lot warmer those last few minutes. Magical! Anyway, so I went up and the sun was shining and the sky was blue. Made me consider the possibility that it had been a very cold night and that the day would be somewhat as cold.
We ate breakfast. Good breakfast. I had to stress-eat my sandwich but it was good anyways because I had cognacsmedwurst on it, yummmM!
We didn't even have to hurry to the station, sign after sign of what I was hoping would be a good day!

BUT NO. NOOOO. Why would I think that? Good day? Why, me? No, not should I? Really? For me? You are just too kind!

Yeah.

So I boarded the train, searching for my seat... found it... but, why, hello there sleepyhead! Laying across both seats, are we? How about taking into consideration, BEFORE YOU FUCKING FALL ASLEEP, that SOMEONE else MIGHT have booked that seat? Just MAYBE someone wanted to have someplace to SIT for the fucking hour it takes to Skövde? No? Not taken that into consideration, have we? Okay then, FINE. I'll just be rude and wake you up, and I will be victorious. It will be like where you give a faulty answer to the teacher's question and I step forward to correct you, and laugh at you in silence. Yes, you will feel ashamed. You will be sorry for ever falling asleep on the seat I had booked.
So I poke you. I clear my throat, saying with determined voice 'excuse me, I believe this is my seat.'
Y-y-y-eeeaa-h-h-h..... sooo. That didn't work, hee hee. Embarrassed, looking for new seat that is not taken.
Do not want to look stupid. Lets out a loud sigh to let others in traincar know SHE was sleeping on MY seat and that is why I look like a hobo having to search for another seat. I DID BOOK a seat, you know, hee hee...
So I find a seat. Sit down. A second later one of the molded briefcase-men showed up claiming it was his seat. DARN!
Moving myself to the space right next to the toilet. My strategy was to wait until everyone had boarded the train then see to it that everyone had sat down so I could snatch any free seat for myself!
The ONLY freaking seat NOT TAKEN in the whole car was a seat behind my worst nightmare. A fully awake, lively, snot-filled baby. It had like, three teeth. The less the teeth the more annoying they are because just like a tree has growth rings to determine its age, babies got teeth. They produce more teeth the older they get, and with that information, I could determine the age of the baby and it was a horrifying discovery.
Lucky! The baby was guarded by its father, a father I was hoping would keep his snooty offspring in check. Haha. As if.
That kid bugged me from the moment I placed my ass on that seat 'til I sprang off the train in Skövde. It peeked back at me from its seat trying to touch my laptop display with its greasy, slimy hands. I also believe it was trying to communicate with me by yelling weird shit like 'BÖ! BÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ! UH UH!'
Not cute. Not cute at all. What if I would turn my head around in my seat and yell such stuff to the person sitting behind me, I would probably be taken for a real idiot and be asked to shut the fuck up, but when babies do it's like ALL OKAY AND CUTE AND KAWAII AND 'OOH IT'S JUST A BAAAAYBEEEEEH IT DOESN'T KNOW BETTER THAN TO DO ALL THESE ANNOYING THINGS TO OTHER PEOPLE AND I, WHO SAY THIS ARE ITS PARENT AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT ME AND MY BAAAAYBEEEEH 'CAUSE WE'RE THE FUTURE OF THE HUMANITY, WE WILL POPULATE THE EARTH! YOUR STUDIES WON'T POPULATE THE EARTH, ME AND MY BAAAAAYBEEEH WILL!!!!'

I could probably go on for an hour or two about this but I'm done.

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