Joss and the military midget!

Yay, once again I am an happy student, studying and being all happy-go-lucky!
No, but, really, I still am excited even though school has started and everything with it. Had our first lecture in computer graphics today, it was pretty much MEH all the way through, haha! Our teacher, if that is the correct term to use, was almost, what felt like, a bit shy? He liked to pause a lot, and I mean, A LOT. But I think he's cool, he taught us that a pixel is a square (no way?) and that it's short for picture element (something I actually did not know, to be honest). We're also taking a course in game studies parallel to the computer graphics course, where we were told to play some card game called Liar! which I, unfortunately, have never heard of. Checked it up on the internet and it looked pretty simple and fun, too bad my boyfriend is working late this week 'cause now I have noone to play it with!

Anyways, I have to write this story down, it was something that happened today at the train station and I just don't want to forget about it ever, haha 'cause it was so odd.

I'm sitting at a bench at the train station and I'm reading my book, it's like, cold there and I'm quite bored. A tiny, tiny man in military clothing, carrying a huuuge backpack with military stuff, walks towards me. He's incredibly short, which makes it all so much funnier 'cause he, as a person, looked very funny and misplaced in those (manly) clothes he was sporting. Oh, he also wore glasses, and I'm not saying that as a bad thing or anything 'cause glasses are cool and can look pretty good if they are of the right geometry to it's wearer's face, but he had those huge glasses that you think just can't be that very convenient while doing military service.
Basically, he looked funny.
Anyways, he walks towards me, I make accidental eye contact with the guy and as a result of that, I put on a smile 'cause I've heard I can look quite grumpy when I have my natural face on.
He walks past me by, like, one feet and then he makes a very sudden stop, bends over so much that his head almost touches his feet, and he FARTS SO DAMN LOUD I ALMOST SHAT MY PANTS. He stands there, shaking his butt towards me and FARTS for what felt like an eternity (but I think it was more like 3-4 seconds)!
He then shakes his butt a bit more, stretches his back, and casually walks away, leaving me on the bench with nothing but a WTF all over my face.

Ha! Hahaha... haha!